Fly on the Wall – April
Welcome to a Fly on the Wall group post. Today 13 bloggers are inviting you to catch a glimpse of what you’d see if you were a fly on the wall in our homes. Come on in and buzz around my house.
Buzz around, see what you think, then click on these links for a peek into some other homes:
http://www.BakingInATornado.com
http://www.justalittlenutty.com/
http://followmehome.shellybean.com
https://stacysewsandschools.wordpress.com/
http://sadderbutwiser.wordpress.com
http://menopausalmother.blogspot.com/
http://mooreorganizedmayhem.blogspot.com/
http://hypnoticbard.blogspot.com/
http://www.outsmartedmommy.com
OMGosh!! Do I have some good ones for you this month!!! ROFLMBO!!!!!
I have been having Joshua and Deanna help out with supper a lot lately. The fibro has NOT been kind to me….
ANYWAY, I am resting in my room when the following happens.
Deanna opens the door and walks in. She has a beater from the mixer STUCK IN HER HAIR!!!!
Deanna – Momma, Momma!!! Help me get this out!!!!
Me – *hysterical laughter* Can’t breath!!! *more hysterical laughter* I’ll help you….. Just give me a second. *more hysterical laughter*
Deanna – This is going on your blog isn’t it?
Me – You better believe it.
I almost grabbed my camera…. LOL 😉
Deanna and I are in my room chatting when Joshua walks in.
Joshua – Did you know if you smack a bonkey’s mutt…
Deanna shoots Sprite out of her nose.
I collapse in a fit of laughter with tears streaming down my face.
We never did find out what happens if you smack a monkey’s butt…..
While we were at The Wilderness at the Smokies we had to get on the elevator about a thousand times.
Deanna – You can run out of air in an elevator!!!
Me – Ummm… NO, you can’t!
Deanna – Yes!! You can!
Me – Ummmm… NO, YOU CAN’T! It’s isn’t air tight or anything!! Air can still get in!
Cailey to Deanna – I am just so unappreciated.
SIGH……
The Hubby’s friend talked him into playing Farmville 2. Then the rest of us were roped in. SIGH…. And now we are all addicted.
At least a few times a day you can hear The Hubby on the phone with his friend having serious conversations about crops and livestock. Trust me, it’s freakin’ hilarious!!!!
On more Farmville 2 news……
The Hubby to me – Your farm is a mess! There are animals everywhere! You know what that means…. Animal sh*^…..
Me to The Hubby – You realize it isn’t a real farm, right???? There is NO animal crap!!!!
We are watching The Voice on DVR when The Hubby starts fast forwarding.
Me – What are you doing? I want to hear the stories!!
The Hubby – I don’t! I don’t want to hear about some “unique, 2 armed, one legged man”. They will only get by because the audience feels sorry for them. (There was actually no story of the kind. He was just being facetious.)
A few days later we are watching The Walking Dead with Joshua and Deanna. Hershel comes on the screen and Deanna busts out laughing!!
Deanna – OMGOSH!! It’s a unique, 2 armed, one legged man!!!!!
The Hubby was not amused…. But the rest of us thought it was hilarious!! 😉
Colin and Deanna are playing Harry Potter Legos together.
Colin lets one rip.
Colin to Deanna – That wasn’t in the game!
He then starts laughing hysterically.
Deanna – Oh! Hey! I can lick my armpit!!!
Cailey – I can make my neck fart!!!!!!
Colin to Cailey – Cailey, just look at the predicament you got us into!!!
Colin – She means that wigglerly. (He meant literally.)
There’s more but dumby me forgot to write them down!!
Don’t forgot to check out the other blogs!!!
Stacy Sews and Schools 