Welcome to a Fly on the Wall group post. Today 13 bloggers are inviting you to catch a glimpse of what you’d see if you were a fly on the wall in our homes. Come on in and buzz around my house.
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OMGosh!! Do I have some good ones for you this month!!! ROFLMBO!!!!!
I have been having Joshua and Deanna help out with supper a lot lately. The fibro has NOT been kind to me….
ANYWAY, I am resting in my room when the following happens.
Deanna opens the door and walks in. She has a beater from the mixer STUCK IN HER HAIR!!!!
Deanna – Momma, Momma!!! Help me get this out!!!!
Me – *hysterical laughter* Can’t breath!!! *more hysterical laughter* I’ll help you….. Just give me a second. *more hysterical laughter*
Deanna – This is going on your blog isn’t it?
Me – You better believe it.
I almost grabbed my camera…. LOL
Deanna and I are in my room chatting when Joshua walks in.
Joshua – Did you know if you smack a bonkey’s mutt…
Deanna shoots Sprite out of her nose.
I collapse in a fit of laughter with tears streaming down my face.
We never did find out what happens if you smack a monkey’s butt…..
While we were at The Wilderness at the Smokies we had to get on the elevator about a thousand times.
Deanna – You can run out of air in an elevator!!!
Me – Ummm… NO, you can’t!
Deanna – Yes!! You can!
Me – Ummmm… NO, YOU CAN’T! It’s isn’t air tight or anything!! Air can still get in!
Cailey to Deanna – I am just so unappreciated.
The Hubby’s friend talked him into playing Farmville 2. Then the rest of us were roped in. SIGH…. And now we are all addicted.
At least a few times a day you can hear The Hubby on the phone with his friend having serious conversations about crops and livestock. Trust me, it’s freakin’ hilarious!!!!
On more Farmville 2 news……
The Hubby to me – Your farm is a mess! There are animals everywhere! You know what that means…. Animal sh*^…..
Me to The Hubby – You realize it isn’t a real farm, right???? There is NO animal crap!!!!
We are watching The Voice on DVR when The Hubby starts fast forwarding.
Me – What are you doing? I want to hear the stories!!
The Hubby – I don’t! I don’t want to hear about some “unique, 2 armed, one legged man”. They will only get by because the audience feels sorry for them. (There was actually no story of the kind. He was just being facetious.)
A few days later we are watching The Walking Dead with Joshua and Deanna. Hershel comes on the screen and Deanna busts out laughing!!
Deanna – OMGOSH!! It’s a unique, 2 armed, one legged man!!!!!
The Hubby was not amused…. But the rest of us thought it was hilarious!!
Colin and Deanna are playing Harry Potter Legos together.
Colin lets one rip.
Colin to Deanna – That wasn’t in the game!
He then starts laughing hysterically.
Deanna – Oh! Hey! I can lick my armpit!!!
Cailey – I can make my neck fart!!!!!!
Colin to Cailey – Cailey, just look at the predicament you got us into!!!
Colin – She means that wigglerly. (He meant literally.)
There’s more but dumby me forgot to write them down!!
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